August 30, 2010
'I get that you’re bored, but that’s no reason to use your teenage pussy as a wrecking ball.'

I’m a seventeen year old girl and I’m considering fucking one of my high school teachers. He was my teacher last year and he started showing some extracurricular interest in me during the spring. At first it just really pissed me off, especially because his wife is also a teacher and she started…

If there’s one thing I’ve learned since my days of teenage sociopathy, it is “Not everyone wants to have sex with you.”

[P.S. This is hands-down my favorite blog, although I don’t think there’s anyone left on the internet who isn’t aware of it.]

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    damn. coketalk got real
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    I WAS LEFT ME ME ME ME ME THIS IS THE BEST THING
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    not sure how Dear Coke Talk...my seat biting my nails just hoping
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    thing I’ve learned since...teenage sociopathy,...“Not...
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    Can everyone just take...minute to read this lyrical brilliance? This satirical advice...
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    thoroughly repulsive thing this teenage...is. Definitely someone who’s better off
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    this make me want
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