Everyone is drunk at the office
| O: | spit on the hobo |
| you see that's why we shouldn't have kids | |
| bad | |
| my stomach hurts | |
| damn borders | |
| me: | hahaha |
| A PROFESSOR I WAS TRYING TO INTERVIEW FOR A STORY JUST DIED | |
| AND I FOUND OUT THROUGH A PRESS RELEASE | |
| O: | :( |
| omg | |
| me: | hahaha |
| : | (((( is right |
| O: | that's the worst |
| me: | this day |
| O: | guac |
| me: | he was 89 |
| it's not entirely unexpected | |
| O: | i should be wearing my helmet |
