April 5, 2011
A Recipe for Really Fucked-Up Dreams About Sexual Partners You Haven’t Seen in Years

  • Homemade habanero-infused tequila
  • Fernet shots
  • Neoguri spicy seafood ramen
  • 1 lesbian
  • 2-3 bros

Mix well in large quantities and let marinate for 2-3 hours over meandering conversation about sexual politics. Garnish with inappropriate asides about the mutability of bisexuality, sprinkle with marriage guilt, and serve.