“So, Katie is wifed up now? What’s her husband’s name, BeeJorn? … She is such a hipster. Marrying a BeeJorn is the definition of hipster.”
[via gossipy bitch goodintentionsadversereactions]
When I was four years old the nuns came to Sunday School to talk to us about vocations. I thought they meant vacations. Then I became a writer so I'd never have to learn the difference.
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April 28, 2011
File under: Awesome shit people say about me behind my back
