- Steal a special-shaped beer glass from a bar because “it’s got my favorite brewery’s logo on it!”
- Tip 15 percent. Sorry!
- Add the clause “but not any of the unattractive ones” to the end of your request that your friend set you up with people he or she knows
- Lie about movies you haven’t actually seen
When I was four years old the nuns came to Sunday School to talk to us about vocations. I thought they meant vacations. Then I became a writer so I'd never have to learn the difference.
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July 14, 2011
Things you can do in college that make you a douche in the real world: A partial list
