July 14, 2011
Things you can do in college that make you a douche in the real world: A partial list

  • Steal a special-shaped beer glass from a bar because “it’s got my favorite brewery’s logo on it!”
  • Tip 15 percent. Sorry!
  • Add the clause “but not any of the unattractive ones” to the end of your request that your friend set you up with people he or she knows
  • Lie about movies you haven’t actually seen

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